denny gave me the clap.

and i'm a lucky so and so, aren't i? sorry the pictures don't show off its full radiance and HUGEness, because this mama is a big one. but this is what happens when you must be your own photog.

it's made from Crystal Palace choo choo ribbon and it's all soft and fuzzy and warm. it's the patented garter-stitch clapotis that denny has made famous among our people. i am really looking forward to wearing it, because that will mean the world has cooled down a little. also, it's like a big hug from denny all the time, except without the screaming in your ear.

why did denny do this for me? just because she's nice. thank you, denny.